Oram provides bottle rockets, Sidebottom takes away Jimmy’s candy
The important thing is the England won. Everything else means little. I am talking to James Anderson ofcourse, the man who couldn’t take 3 wickets in the second dig to get a 10 wicket haul. Diddums....
View ArticleBad things happen to male models as well
Bitter types, like some of us, may rejoice in the fact that pretty boy James Anderson has been assholed because of Allen Stanford’s crap pitch. It does take a billionaire to fuck over a rich pretty boy...
View ArticleJimmy does his job
It’s been rough to keep an eye on all three test matches. With Tim McIntosh playing a dashing innings, and South Africa strolling home, all my time has been taken. But I still had a few moments to see...
View ArticleKp wants to break free
“Oh man I have ants in my pants and I want to dance. I get got out of this hood, ya dig. The Moon is getting dark on me bro. The Windies is startin’ to creep me out man, I gotsta leave. My Soul has...
View ArticleThat Recognition Thing Again
Sorry to keep harping on about this, but I couldn’t let the big news of today pass without comment. Forget what is going on in New Zealand. Forget whatever happens later in the Carribean. A woman has...
View ArticleClaire Taylor’s “honour”
When you are along side Neil McKenzie and James Anderson, you’d almost have to say no to the award. McKenzie’s 2008 was so good he was dropped 2 tests into 2009, and his 2008 yielded 3 hundreds in 14...
View ArticleIn 69 balls you can get 69 wickets
It’s true. I did the maths. Ofcourse there are only ever 40 wickets to get in a match, so the extra 29 balls should be superfluous. Monty and Jimmy did well though. It is along time to bat when you...
View Articlecall yourself a nightwatchman?
This is how cricinfo described the Cook dismissal: “29.1 Johnson to Anderson, 1 leg bye, fast and full, Anderson gets pad on it and gets a leg-bye Odd that Anderson would take one there. Isn’t the...
View Articlethe david saker bowling group
David Saker has been announced as bowling coach for England. Saker had to beat out Craig “real estate mogul” McDermott and the man with the most serious face in the business, Allan Donald. I spent way...
View ArticleAnew Anderson
When the ball reached 50-overs old in India’s first innings, James Anderson had somehow bowled more than a third of the overs in a five-man attack: 18 of the first 50. It was a wicket for clever,...
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